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Operator, can you help me make this call?

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

Well, not if he/she doesn’t happen to have a spare router handy.
[We interrupt your regularly scheduled life for this special techno-geek announcement … ]
Yes, fans, the entire household network is down because the 8-port router has died (RIP). I’m not precisely going through Net withdrawal because my spouse has kindly made his computer available while […]

I’m in you, you’re in me

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

Sometimes you learn things about people from doing their laundry.
(That’s why moms run the world.)
Here’s an example, something I found myself contemplating today: what do you learn about somebody from where their jeans wear out?
The kids are really simple. All of them poke holes in the knees of their jeans. That’s because all four of […]

Whatever you want from me

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Wow. Just … wow.
In case you happen to have one of those lovers who regularly examines the beaver hair for those tell-tale touches of gray that betray how much you lied about your age, the never-ending genius of human innovation has the answer.
Meet Betty Beauty, as far as I know, the first hair coloring product […]

You can’t touch this

Thursday, June 15th, 2006

What would I do for a laugh if I didn’t have my spam?
Check out the email I just downloaded:
Hello,
We would like to add your website dawnisme.com to our web directory (www.business-inc.net) on such keywords like naked,enjoy,butt,when.
In order to add a description and select the keywords your site is most relevant on please fill and submit […]

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