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	<title>Dawn Is Me &#187; WTF?</title>
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	<description>living while I can, sipping my cup of laughter</description>
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		<title>I got no deeds to do, no promises to keep</title>
		<link>http://www.dawnisme.com/2009/06/13/i-got-not-deeds-to-do-no-promises-to-keep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cool moms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laid back]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have recently learned something new about myself.
I learn that I am &#8220;mellow.&#8221; In fact, according to Joe Who Lives Across The Street, I am the most mellow person that he, at least, has ever met.
You might think I&#8217;m weird but I was actually shocked by that statement.
Mellow? Moi?
So, I decided to ask my daughters [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s just another day</title>
		<link>http://www.dawnisme.com/2009/04/03/its-just-another-day-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[aging]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I turned 50 years old today.
Half a century. Wow.
No, I still don&#8217;t feel any different. But clearly, this makes a difference to other people.
What did I do for my birthday? I visited the doctor&#8217;s office.
This is how I can tell that I have crossed a threshhold. Now, in the doctor&#8217;s office, I&#8217;m discussing menopause and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say please</title>
		<link>http://www.dawnisme.com/2008/02/18/say-please/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dawnisme.com/2008/02/18/say-please/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:48:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Social Commentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At the risk of sounding like my own grandmother, I have to say that kids these days are really rude. Observe:
Me: Hello?
Child on Phone: Who&#8217;s this?
Me: Who did you want to speak to?
CoP: Just &#8230; who is this?
Me: You are so rude! Who did you want to speak to?
CoP: I just wanna know who this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hit me with your best shot</title>
		<link>http://www.dawnisme.com/2008/02/01/hit-me-with-your-best-shot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dawnisme.com/2008/02/01/hit-me-with-your-best-shot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life is full of little (and I mean that) mysteries that occupy your mind when you have absolutely nothing else to think about.
This is one of those bathroom mysteries that, for me, ranks right up there with:
a) why can&#8217;t the boys ever lower the toilet seat?
and
b) why can no one in my house under the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Silly habits mean a lot</title>
		<link>http://www.dawnisme.com/2008/01/29/silly-habits-mean-a-lot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dawnisme.com/2008/01/29/silly-habits-mean-a-lot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In consideration for the squeamish, for the men, and for the squeamish men, I&#8217;ll start this post with a warning:
This post is not for the squeamish. And if you&#8217;re a man, read on at your own risk.
Now then &#8230;

I have a number of really bad habits that make for major discomfort for about five days [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simple pleasures are the best</title>
		<link>http://www.dawnisme.com/2008/01/08/simple-pleasures-are-the-best/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dawnisme.com/2008/01/08/simple-pleasures-are-the-best/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Happiness is a warm toilet seat.
]]></description>
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		<title>Operator, can you help me make this call?</title>
		<link>http://www.dawnisme.com/2007/05/26/operator-can-you-help-me-make-this-call/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dawnisme.com/2007/05/26/operator-can-you-help-me-make-this-call/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 15:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Me</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[WTF?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, not if he/she doesn&#8217;t happen to have a spare router handy.
[We interrupt your regularly scheduled life for this special techno-geek announcement ... ]
Yes, fans, the entire household network is down because the 8-port router has died (RIP). I&#8217;m not precisely going through Net withdrawal because my spouse has kindly made his computer available while [...]]]></description>
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