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Come on, baby, twist and shout

Sunday, October 9th, 2005

Derek: Teenagers coming, 11 o’clock!
Gino: How far away are they?
Derek: I saw them coming across the back.
Dawn: How many of them were there?
Derek: It was Gina and Kasedy. We’re at DEFCON 5!
Dawn: Red alert, red alert! Man your battle stations, teenagers coming! Teenagers coming! This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a […]

U got the look

Friday, October 7th, 2005

Zap zits from your pics! screams the school photo brochure that Gina brought home from the high school.
Fancy that! Nowadays, you can get your school pictures retouched so that, two decades from now when you are sharing these photos with your loving children, they’ll never realize that your face was as cratered as theirs turned […]

Let me entertain you

Monday, September 12th, 2005

I’m thinking I need to take Brian out and treat him to a dinner of steak and lobster.
I’m with Gina: he really needs to get out more.

I don’t know why you say good-bye, I say hello

Saturday, August 20th, 2005

Little did I know how fast the stars of last season’s hit series, “As The Teens Turn,” would hustle to line up interestingness for the coming season. Or maybe the season has already started and we’ve all been betrayed by our local listings …

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