Twist and shout
Monday, March 24th, 2008It’s a part of the nature of being a parent that you complain a lot.
Of course, my kids complain a lot, too. I think they think it makes them sound like a grown-up … and what does that tell you?
Here’s my complaint of the moment: I realize that the mechanics involved in working a toilet […]
Glory days pass me by …
Thursday, March 6th, 2008Once upon a time, I had perky little boobies that were perky and … um … little.
They nestled happily under my clothing, asking nothing. They didn’t come into play very much when I was in femme fatale mode because, being perky and little, they were not designed to appeal to the male libido. For that, […]