If I can’t take my coffee break …
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007Believe it or not, I was thinking about Godzilla today.
No, silly! Not the monster. I was thinking about the movie — specifically, the 1998 version of the movie and, even more specifically than that, I was thinking about Phillipe Roache (that French agent played by Jean Reno).
Still more specifically, I was thinking about how Phillipe […]
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Monday, June 18th, 2007Here’s the first sentence from my horoscope on June 17th:
Today, Dawn, you might be presented with an opportunity for long distance travel.
That’s a lot closer to accurate than my horoscope usually is, since the 17th was the day my plane landed in Bilbao, Spain.
As it happens, another thing my horoscope told me recently […]
When no one’s there to save you from yourself
Friday, June 15th, 2007We’re having a fairly typical upstate NY spring: nice warm days and chilly nights. Overnight temperatures range in the upper-40s to mid-50s or so.
That means that, when I’m in the process of pitching the little darlings out the door for their last few days of school, there usually needs to be some kind of light-jacket-wearing […]
Talk to me like lovers do
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007Here in the Baker household, we have normal relationships and conversations between fathers and their 12-year-old daughters …
Kimmie: Dad, how much do you have to pay for a blow job?
Dad: I don’t want to answer that question.
Kimmie: Answer the question, Dad!
Dad: I really don’t want to answer that question.
Kimmie: Answer the question, Dad, or I’m […]