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Talk to me like lovers do

By Me | June 13, 2007

Here in the Baker household, we have normal relationships and conversations between fathers and their 12-year-old daughters …

Kimmie: Dad, how much do you have to pay for a blow job?

Dad: I don’t want to answer that question.

Kimmie: Answer the question, Dad!

Dad: I really don’t want to answer that question.

Kimmie: Answer the question, Dad, or I’m going to beat you up!

Dad: I don’t know the going price of a blow job!

Kimmie: Well, look it up on eBay!

(I guess you really can find anything on eBay … )

Topics: Nature's Psyche Lab (aka Family) |

5 Responses to “Talk to me like lovers do”

  1. do you ever just want to... : Unassuming Adventuress Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    […] Dawn posted that her daughter wanted to know how much you have to pay for something. […]

  2. Me Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    “But how do you post that on someone’s blog?”

    Well, the trackback method seemed to work well for this one. :)

    I thought Kimmie would thank you for the information but all she said, in her favorite comic-impersonating-Jackie-Chan impersonation, was, “Leave me alone!”

    Dad, however, also thanks you for the information and has started saving his quarters.

  3. Adventuress Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Glad I could help. Didn’t realize it would track back…. (sorry!)

  4. Me Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    Heavens, why are you sorry? I’m not! Glad to be pinged, you’re always welcome.

  5. Derek S. Says:
    June 18th, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    She told me last night that she needs to charge triple the going rate.

    Wonder what her dad would say to that?