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Whatever you want from me
By Me | November 15, 2006
Wow. Just … wow.
In case you happen to have one of those lovers who regularly examines the beaver hair for those tell-tale touches of gray that betray how much you lied about your age, the never-ending genius of human innovation has the answer.
Meet Betty Beauty, as far as I know, the first hair coloring product for the snatch. And believe me, the only reason I linked to it was to prove I didn’t make this up!
Now you know just what to get that special woman in your life for her Christmas present!
George Carlin had it right: “In America, we’ll buy anything — anything! You nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck will buy it from you … ”
Oy.
(And props to BlogHer Elana Centor of Funny Business for pointing out this lovely episode in American capitalism.)
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November 15th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
*twitch twitch*
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*runs away* AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!