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Make a new plan, Stan

By Me | November 13, 2005

For the record …

Contrary to what I was told by that very nice police officer yesterday, law enforcement officials do not take what my daughter does on her blog any more seriously than I do. Another very nice (and much more experienced) police officer told me today that I was right in the first place: Gina’s blog rants do not violate any harassment laws, we are both pretty much free to say what we like (within reason, of course) on our respective blogs, and our neighbors are advised that they would be much happier if they simply found other online reading material.

Vindication is always pleasant.

Now, all we have to do is persuade Psycho-Boy to stop these kinds of idiot stunts and leave us all alone. Given how closely he is skirting to breaking federal law, I hope he gets the message. In spite of the fact that he has long since become a dead bore, I have no real desire to be instrumental in sending him up the river even for a few minutes.

I also hope he gets a different hobby. Making a nuisance of himself in the name of unrequited love might have its entertaining moments, but stamp collecting is much better for one’s mental health in the long run.

Topics: As The Teen Turns |

3 Responses to “Make a new plan, Stan”

  1. guess Says:
    November 13th, 2005 at 4:19 pm

    This isn’t over.

  2. Gina Says:
    November 13th, 2005 at 6:10 pm

    Make a New Plan Stan??? That’s not a song, is it??? I’ve never heard it.

  3. Me Says:
    November 13th, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    Oy.

    Paul Simon, “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover”, from the album Still Crazy After All These Years, 1975

    The chorus goes like this:

    “You Just slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don’t need to be coy, Roy
    Just get yourself free
    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don’t need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free”

    It’s official. I’m old.