Can’t get no satisfaction
by Me on Aug.06, 2005, under Girl People
In other news …
There seems to be a programming shortage over at Hamster TV. Thanks to the ambitions of Hamtaro, rodent patriarch, who reminds me of the guys I went to high school with, there’s nothing on but endless reruns of Hamster Porn.
Think of it as a cross between Animal Planet and the Playboy Channel, only “all hamsters, all the time.”
Hamtaro spends a lot of his time chasing Carmel, rodent matriarch, around the cage. Being preggers again, and being a member of one of those underdeveloped species that takes a strictly utilitarian approach to sex, she is completely not interested at this point. But Hamtaro keeps trying.
That’s when he really reminds me of the guys I went to high school with.
All of which probably explains why neither of them seems to have time to update their blog anymore.
More rodent babies in the works and Kimmie is actually pondering a rodent breeding business to supply local pet shops.
Breeding rodents is an interesting concept. All things considered, you wouldn’t think they’d need help with that, would you?
But I digress.
If she’s serious, I’ll help as much as I can. I believe in youth entrepreneurship. Besides, if she’s making money, she’ll stop asking me for mine.
Now what are you laughing at? Yes, you! I can dream, can’t I?
