Dawn Is Me

When last we left you, the Turning Teens were still studying the Golden Rule and flunking. Since then, they’ve had to drop those studies due to a new and terrible threat that has entered their world …

They keep on almost dying!

First, it was Andy, who almost died so regularly that he named his blog for it. He’d announce the winner of the latest caption contest, but he keeps on almost dying before he gets the chance.

But then Gina stared almost dying. Pretty soon, Kasedy caught the bug (although she doesn’t almost die too often, because she keeps getting grounded).

Even little Kimmie, Gina’s young sister, shocked onlookers by almost dying at yesterday’s soccer game.

And now, after Brian almost died backwards on rollerblades, it’s looking like the peace of sunny Sidney will be marred by the almost deaths of dozens of Turning Teens!

Where will this epidemic lead? Will Andy and Steven and Brian really start keeping track of how often they almost die? If one of them really dies, does he lose? Does he win? Will Kimmie grow up to become one of that dreaded group of Turning Teens, a member of the Grateful Almost Dead?

To find out, tune in to the next episode of As the Teen Turns.