Dawn Is Me

Okay, while I’m sitting around waiting with baited breath for Andy to select a winner to today’s photo essay contest, I’ll take a shot at some deep musing questions from Steve.

(The writer disclaims any and all liability for loss or damages due to the response of any party, either known or unknow, to her answers to these questions.)

Now then …

Why is being naked so bad?
It depends on what you look like under your clothes.

Does the first 9 months in my mother’s belly count to my age? If so, I’m 17!
Nope. Sorry, you don’t get those. You have to be breathing your own air instead of slurping my juices through your navel before you get to start officially aging.

Who would cry/care if I died?
Is this a trick question? Because, not for nothing, but I think you know the answer very well, dearie.

Would that kid cry if I walked up to him and took that bike that he just threw?
Depends on how old he is. He might swear at you instead.

Should I go bald?
Not a good look for you, dear.

Why do I hate school so much?
Because you have not discovered the distinct and unique joy in learning. Many teachers have a real gift for driving the love of learning right out of their pupils. It’s very sad.

How does a toilet know when that lever was pushed down?
Toilet: inanimate object. Does not have a brain or other functioning intellectual apparatus and therefore does not “know” anything at all. For the rest, a brief study of applicable mechanics would get it done for you.

Why do girls only partially show off their body, why not be naked?
Because there are laws, dear. Besides, if girls ran around naked, guys would never get anything done.

Do I have a twin in China?
Given the physiological definition of twins, I kinda doubt it.

What language does a deaf or mute person think in? Sign language?
You know, I don’t know. A person who is mute but not deaf probably thinks in the native language of the home he/she grew up in. As for the deaf-since-birth folks, I’ll have to ask one next chance I get.

If a train could talk, would it say something else other than “Achoo”???
I suspect it might say something like, “I need a bath.”

Why am I thinking so much?
Curse of the species, dear. Get used to it. Besides, thinking is good for you. It keeps you from turning into a gatepost.

What are you looking at?
My monitor. What are you, a wise guy?

Is it possible to think of something to think about?
Yes.

Well, that was fun, wasn’t it?